If I text you first, you better appreciate that shit because I don’t do it for just anyone.
“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer
my best friends name is elsa and today she said “i wish people would stop asking me if i wanna build a fucking snowman”
some people were born today. hello babies welcome to the earth. you missed a bunch of stuff while you were busy not existing. jbiebs did some things you would not believe
we need a universal hand signal for “my parents don’t know about that”