lildrunk:

i need kisses and attention and alcohol

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disneygirldreams:

"I’m history! No, I’m mythology! Nah, I don’t care what I am I’m free!" -Genie
I keep wishing this isn’t true, that someone got their facts wrong or it’s a trick. But it’a not.. Thank you for giving a Mrs. Doubtfire her warmth, a genie his heart, a boy flight, and for making the lives of all of us who loved you so much brighter. Genie, you’re free… #riprobinwilliams

scorpio:

The Pretty Reckless | “Cold Blooded”

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hohoehoes:

when a person who’s skinnier than you says they’re fat

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All set for my holiday #cardsagainsthumanity #thingsaregpingtogetinteresting
Baby: "Da-, Da- "
Parents: "Da- ? Daddy? Is it daddy?! "
Baby: "Da-, Da-, Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of Meereen, Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons."
cyndaphil:

ash was RIPPED and we didn’t even know???????????

wealthyhugepenis:

my favourite part of the bible is when Jesus said that 1 like = 1 Prayer

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