Also. Had a dream that I had full on man stubble/beard last night and we were going out for a really nice family meal and I had to shave but when I tried it was a) horrifically painful and b) I couldn’t get a close shave so I was getting really annoyed.

Forever wondering why I’m not at Oktoberfest after seeing snapchats from it in my phone

Yay Alhambra! 💯 #alhambra #theatre #100yearsold #cupcakes #work

pastelbat:

The only dates i get are updates

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uno-flatu:

If only every concept was explained with a Disney reference, I’d be doing even better in law school.
electrictattoos:

Johannes Folke
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baelor:

OK SOME REALLY SERIOUS SHIT IS HAPPENING IN NORTH KOREA
According to South Korean newspapers, last week the North Korean government PUBLICLY EXECUTED 80 people in 7 cities for watching South Korean/Western shows, movies, and videos, “pornography,” or possessing a Bible.
Apparently people’s attitudes and conformance are changing SO THIS IS HOW THE GOVERNMENT IS TRYING TO SUPPRESS DISOBEDIENCE
They allegedly herded 10,000 innocent civilians into a stadium where they were FORCED TO WATCH THE EXECUTIONS BY MACHINE GUN FIRE
THIS IS HONESTLY SOME HUNGER GAMES SHIT HAPPENING IN REAL LIFE RIGHT NOW
some of the more reputable sources: x, x

Other sources: The Sydney Morning Herald    The Los Angeles Times
Similar to the idea of Where’s Waldo, a Tumblr page called Subtle Dildo is posting random, ordinary pictures with a special hidden object. Can you find the dildo?

did-you-kno:

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bansheebeauty:

There’s one other name you might know me by…